Thursday 26 February.
The excursion to Santa Cruz with Millard Travel turned out to be another disaster. It all began well as we set off again after breakfast to meet the bus at the corner in plenty of time. A young man who was then joined by his father came up to us and said that they were involved in organising the trip and the bus would be along in a few minutes and sure enough it soon arrived. When we got on a guy with a clip board asked which trip we were on, the one to the bodega and Santa Cruz or to the Mercedes forest. It appeared there were two tours today and the bus from Los Gigantes and the other one that started from Las Americas came together somewhere before Santa Cruz and they separated us into the different tours then!
Before getting going there were more people to pick up, all the way into Los Gigantes. The last pick-up point was the bus stance in Los Gigantes then the trip really started. The route was the one we are very familiar with, up the winding road to Santiago del Teide and down the other side through Erjos to the coast. The weather was the same as the other day, lovely blue sky all the way up then thick mist and cloud once over the top. At least this bus was a bit quicker as it didn't have to keep stopping to pick people up and could keep going steadily. The guy with the clip board gave a bit of a commentary as we drove along, first in English then switched to Spanish. He pointed out a few things we hadn't noticed before; like the pine trees on the slopes that don't need much soil and somehow managed to root into the rocky surface; that the new motorway had been used in the making of a Hollywood film and they blew a big hole in it with explosives and that was why it still wasn't in use; and a camel ride place after Erjos where we saw the camels lined up. Other than that he talked a lot of rubbish typical of tour guides. When we got down near the coast it kept away from Icod and Puerto de la Cruz and picked up a motorway, now making good time along the highway. The guide told us we would be stopping soon at a service area to reorganise the different parties and trips and would be coming around to collect the fares. He also wanting €2:50 each for fresh orange with the proceeds supposedly going to some cat and dog home. We just paid for the trip, €2:50 was expensive for a glass of orange juice. He also said that there was some sort of presentation we would have to sit through before the trip continued.
We arrived at the service area just off the motorway and beside a small town. We were all divided into language-preference-groups and where we were going then put into separate rooms. There were tables and chairs with a flask of hot water to use with instant coffee or tea bag. Also we got a Magdalena cake and a glass of wine. It was 10 am and we had to wait until the ones on a bus from Los Americas arrived, about half an hour later. Once they settled down with their breakfast and wine the presentation began. This was done by an obese Scots woman who was quite amusing at first but the whole thing began to drag and got thoroughly boring. The brochure said an interesting Product-Info event; I thought the presentation would be, maybe, about the environment, climate, and other things of interest about the island or if they were selling something perhaps some local ethnic product or at the worst 'time share'. It turned out that she was selling bedding; mattresses, pillows and duvets; from Germany. She asked if anybody had been to the presentation before and a couple at the back put up their hands and said that they had bought the product and it was wonderful and effective for the guy's bad back; I though they were plants in the audience and afterwards was convinced they were. As I said it became very boring and it didn't seem to be going to end; when she finished her discourse on the mattress and began on the pillows. I looked at my watch and it was now mid-day we had been there nearly 2 hours. I looked around and others were looking fed up and trying to keep their eyes open, I decided I had had enough. I stood up and asked how much longer we had to suffer this nonsense as we had paid for a tour not a sales talk. She took exception to my interruptions and it was then that the exchange got heated and we walked out.
In the corridor I saw the clip-board guy from the bus and asked him when we were going to get started again. He said 'soon', I asked for an exact time but he didn't know. Surely they have a laid out itinerary but he just looked blank. I asked for our money back and said we would find our own way home. Another woman who seemed to be in charge got involved and another shouting match developed, she told me it was in the brochure that we had to attend a presentation, but not for 2 hours I pointed out and it still was going in full swing. Eventually she funded our €30 and we stomped out to find our way back somehow.
Fortunately it was only a short distance to the main road that ran parallel with the motorway. We walked along it and soon found a bus stop, the town was called Tacoronte and eventually I found somebody who knew about the buses that ran through here, he told us that there was a bus to Purto de la Cruz every half hour. We only had about 10 minutes to wait until one came along. Tacoronte was quite a way from Puerto de la Cruz and it was after 1pm when we arrived at the bus station. It had been a nice drive and we saw another part of the island that we hadn't been to before. From the bus stance we walked down to the front, it was cold with a bitter wind blowing from the sea. We found a bench near the harbour that was sheltered by a tree from the wind and there we had our lunch; luckily we had come prepared with sandwiches and a flask of coffee not depending on what the trip had organised for our lunch.
The wild Atlantic at Puerta de la Cruz |
After lunch we strolled along the front but it was cold so returned through the shopping areas which were more sheltered from the wind. We did a lot of window shopping before heading back to the bus station for the 3 pm bus back home. It was cloudy and then misty at Erjos as the bus climbed over the hill but on the other side Santiago del Teide was again bathed in glorious sunshine. The drive down the pass is always a joy and the mountain and ridges now magnificent in the afternoon glow. It was a long bus trip back and it takes 2 hours from Puerto de la Cruz and it seems to pick up or drop off people at every bus stop.
We were back at the flat in time for the quizzes and I relaxed with a cup of coffee while watching them. For dinner we had pizza then read our books until 9pm when we watched 'Death in Paradise' which was a bit better this week. When we got to bed we read for about an hour before getting to sleep.
We had a lot of discussion about this excursion afterwards and what the firm hoped to achieve. First of all they did have a captive audience as most people would feel trapped in the middle of nowhere and have to put up with it; not like us, we can find our way to and from anywhere, we did managed to navigate our way from Canterbury to Rome without many problems. Next people on holiday may buy local goods, like the carpets on sale in Tunisia when we were there or the papyrus picture we bought in Cairo but its doubtful whether bedding is of interested. For a sale like that it had to be short and sweet with a tantalising bargain to be had, this one went on far to long and the price was a big secret only to be revealed at the end. There was also too much phoney science in an attempt to make people feel guilty about not looking after their and their family's health. Lastly the couple that said they had purchased the bedding on a previous visit were definitely part of the act, there is no way that anybody would go on one of these trips again knowing they had two hours of torture to sit through. So reader, if you are going to Tenerife be warned about going on an excursion where there is some product presentation to endure and avoid it like the plague.